While scientists were busy putting out fires, sometimes quite literally, throughout 2020, in August, they captured their first Murder Hornet. The “Murder Hornets” were a colony of Asian Giant Hornets so massive they could potentially wipe out native bee populations, leading to disastrous effects on American ecosystems. In May of 2020, that disaster was the Murder Hornets. In the first few months of 2020, apocalyptic news came at a slower rate than it seemed to later in the year, leading each month to have a “disaster of the month” meme. At the time of filing the suit, he followed 786 female streamers and 0 male streamers. His claims that Twitch have forced him to see the platform’s most popular female streamers like Alinity and Pokimane seem to hold little weight, however. The suit stated that Twitch made it impossible for him to avoid seeing boobies that exacerbated his condition, causing him distresses such as a chafed penis, bloodshot eyes, and a destroyed gaming rig caused by him ejaculating onto it, starting an electrical fire. In June, a California man with OCD and (supposedly) sex addiction filed a complaint against the company because the women on the platform are too dang sexy. There isn’t really much more context to this story that makes the headline sound less ridiculous. We’ve discussed how 2020 was one of the horniest years in recent memory already, but no man was as angry about it as the guy who sued Twitch for $25 million after getting so horny at women on Twitch he ejaculated on his computer screen and started a fire. This list is to give the weird, vile, barely believable stories of 2020 their due. Most of these were compiled into 2020 Bingo memes, but they deserved much better than that. 2020 was one of the most bizarre years in recent history, for alongside every tragic story, there seemed to be another story that flashed before our eyes and made us all go “Dafuq?” 2020 being 2020, these were almost all quickly forgotten as a new, more important story broke, but had they happened in any other year, they would have provided months’ worth of content, jokes and memes. However, 2020 was also filled with weird news. Every day it seemed social media timelines were an endless screed of hellfire, with some disaster taking center stage for a day before a new, equally terrifying disaster took its place the next. There was a lot of death and violence this year with the coronavirus pandemic and the summer’s race riots, and to top it off, it was an election year featuring the most volatile incumbent president in living memory. Ou don’t need me to tell you that 2020 was filled with bad news.
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